1. onegreenplanet:

    How Does a Sheep Cross a Cattle Grid? (VIDEO)

    Sheep are smart, contrary to popular belief. They also have amazing facial recognition skills. 

     
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  3. Someone in the student center just said, “go to Internet Explorer….”

    What is this. Why.

     
  4. Such a beautiful creature. #someonenotsomething

     
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  6. Today I saw a little girl who wanted Hot Wheels and a box of Frozen gummy snacks. Her mom sighed and said something about how she’s a girl, she isn’t supposed to want Hot Wheels.

    Really fucking ridiculous. You, as a parent, should let your child pursue whatever interests he or she wants, regardless of gender.

     
  7. Saw @ctconquered perform at the Gas Lamp last night. His music is great and he’s an entertaining performer. Definitely recommend you check him out. #music

     
  8. trials-of-socrates:

    errors-dot-albi:

    thatscienceteacher:

    theveganarchist:

    stfuconservatives:

    lesserjoke:

    antigovernmentextremist:

    gerrycanavan:

    Jury nullification. Pass it on.

    Jury nullification is so fucking important.

    This is something that more people should be aware of, if only because (in many states, at least) defense attorneys are actually prohibited from mentioning it to jurors. The law allows a jury to return a “not guilty” verdict contrary to the facts of the case, but not for the defense to inform them of that power or to argue for its application in the current trial.

    I didn’t know about this. Wow.

    always reblog

    This is SUPER IMPORTANT and also a good reason to show up for jury duty. You know all those laws you think are stupid? This is your chance to maybe do something about it. 

    I…. I thought this was common knowledge… signal boosting this because it obviously isn’t!

    Did not know this

    (via havocados)

     

  9. (Source: dogwithoutawoof, via baedawn)

     

  10. Ben Wizner, the lawyer for Edward Snowden, spoke at my school’s Constitution Day lecture tonight.

    Mostly on the Fourth Amendment and the privacy issues of today. It was really interesting.

    I appreciate my liberal arts education and my school’s attempt at making us think for ourselves and learn things outside the classroom. 

     
  11. fagmobs:

    ssleepover:

    the music gets me every fucking time omg

    (Source: farx, via poopdust)

     
     
  12. wikdsushi:

    thefandomtolllbooth:

    antoinetriplett:

    jolivet:

    spaceman-v-spiff:

    nescientes:

    novacayyn:

    carry-on-my-otp:

    If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

    l tried really hard not to reblog this

    Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

    Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

    Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

    HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

    ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

    THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

    WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

    HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

    AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

    HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

    HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

    A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

    BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

    IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

    BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

    ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

    AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

    AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

    IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

    IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

    THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

    IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

    HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

    AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

    YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

    THAT LAST GIF

    HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

    HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

    BUT HE SURVIVED

    BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

    BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

    FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

    HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

    THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

    BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

    HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

    BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

    THEY WERE ACROBATS.

    THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

    THEY DROPPED HIM.

    LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

    THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

    HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

    if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

    BUSTER KEATON STARTED APPEARED IN FILMS FROM 1917, WHEN HE BEGAN WORKING WITH FATTY ARBUCKLE AT THE AGE OF 21.  BY THAT TIME, HE WAS A VETERAN OF BOTH VAUDEVILLE AND LIVE COMBAT.  AFTER ABOUT 1940, HE MAINLY PLAYED SMALLER ROLES, BUT HIS FANS WERE AS DEDICATED AS EVER.  IN HIS FINAL MOVIE, A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM, HE PERFORMED NEARLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS OWN STUNTS.  HE WAS SEVENTY YEARS OLD.  THE MOVIE CAME OUT NINE MONTHS AFTER HE DIED.

    SO WHAT KIND OF ACCIDENT KILLED BUSTER KEATON?  A FALL?  BEING CRUSHED BY AN ELEVATOR?  GETTING TORN APART BY ELEPHANTS AND VISIGOTHS ON SET?

    NOPE.

    IT WAS FREAKIN’ LUNG CANCER.

    AND HE WAS TERMINAL WHEN HE FILMED FORUM.

    FORGET CHUCK NORRIS.  BUSTER KEATON WAS THE GREATEST BADASS EVER TO LIVE.

    (via kileyaileen13)

     
  13. soycrates:

    Now nobody better be saying they don’t know how to make tofu.

    Go make it, bub.

     
  14. It’s like I like Earth Balance or something. They do make the best #vegan junk food. Also featured: vegan, fair trade lip balm from Cedar Rapids, IA.

     

  15. thewarblerette:

    mrthorinton:

    clarabosswald:

    so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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    imageeven the babiesimagei meanimage

    this goes with almost all predator birds 

    like look at this bearded vulture

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    such a majestic creature

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    but then it’s like

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    or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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    nope

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    even good old bald eagle

    like wow so regal

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    what

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    it just looks confused image

    LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

    (via kileyaileen13)